
After the third duel, he began worshipping his enemy. I had a dwarven hero try to kill a bronze colossus seven times, and each time he lost.Stopped zombies from interrupting your sleep to ask if they can help you with something.Stopped dwarves from trying to clean their own missing or internal body parts.Today's success was to have a crying mother spit on me and call me a murderer.Most of yesterday I spent trying to be robbed by bandits, but they kept looking away from me and forgetting I was there.The king of my dwarves appointed a visiting merchant's yak as the general of the army while I was trading.My first jump was off by a factor of 100, so I flew against a cliff and blew apart. I'd have to look back to see if it wants the physical or metaphysical id on the corpse.The zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age - Toady One.it was a little weird, but I guess that's okay. There was kind of a violent explosion of boiling human blood when I was testing a human vs a magma man in the arena."I had to leave just before I tested the dwarf with the boiling gold blood." - Toady the Great One."You can't yet strangle people with the exposed guts, though I suppose that's now within reach." - Toady One."Dwarven children kidnapped and incorporated into goblin society might sh.When the fires went out, so did the game." - Toady One "There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code."Sieging humans brought some war polar bears, and one of them started a camp fire."Got rid of world gen crash during succession after death of prolific long-standing position holders with inbred descendants" - Toady One."Stopped people from giving quests to kill themselves." - Toady One.The cyclops I was quested to kill had a thousand year history of badassery, and all of that without the leg it lost in the Year 3 (a dwarf bit it off.Burning milkable creatures were still a problem for example." "I went through and fixed a few places where forbidden/on fire weren't being respected for next time."Didn't you read the manual? He he he he.To add a quote to this list, place it on its own line above the last line.
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Feel free to add any quotes you find particularly amusing or interesting. Many of them are musings from the developer notes, while others are forum posts made by DF players or simply anonymous game-related statements. This is the list of quotes which appear at the top of the wiki's Main Page. Don't believe everything you read, and if you miss some of the references, don't worry. It may include witty humour, not-so-witty humour, bad humour, in-jokes, pop culture references, and references to the Bay12 forums. The rest are pretty obvious.This article or section has been rated D for Dwarf. Tuefel and Rotpar are miners as requested, although if you want to switch to a different dwarf feel free. I've made myself Chief Medical Dwarf and Broker, and my wife Expedition Leader, as we have the best social skills. I've got some basic industries in place, and the Great Hall is pretty defensible with its fortified rampart, but several key sections are still vulnerable. Notes: I decided to go with an above-ground fort for starters. Only one thing concerns us: one of the militiamen has not been seen for a week, and we are unsure what happened to him. Although our trade goods were somewhat meager this year, we were able to obtain a number of important supplies, and we have good hopes for the future. The first caravan arrived, and with it, two Kobold stowaways! The militia made short work of them. For the time being this has been barricaded, and an emergency slab has been built to allow the mine shaft to be sealed in an emergency. As winter approached, the miners reported that they had breached a large cave system. To provide stone for the construction of the Great Hall, the dwarves began excavating a deep mine shaft. With the extra muscle, work proceeded rapidly, and the Great Hall quickly took shape. In midsummer the main party arrived: Ed Grizz, his wife Rigóth Alâthnicat, and several armed guards. Unfortunately, difference of opinions between Dadók and the the miners Rotpar and Tuefel in the party led to tensions, and work proceeded slowly.ĭadók and the miners finally resolved their differences and managed to finish the farms, as well as dig out the basements of the industrial tower and the Great Hall. The brave woodsman Dadók selected a site on the flat ground by the river, and began laying out the first few structures. The History of the Symmetric Sinew-Corridor SpringĪfter a long journey, the advance party arrived at the Willful Portal.
